caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

(via guy)

dissipate-in-a-violent-place:

telapathetic:

*stays as far away from these people as possible*

*packs my bags*

(via djsofficial)

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

(via vvankinq)

everyoneinthetardis:

onna4:

David Tennant with his wife

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David Tennant without his wife

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She’s back!

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I’ve been laughing at this for three years

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tastefullyoffensive:

[doghousediaries] tastefullyoffensive:

[doghousediaries] tastefullyoffensive:

[doghousediaries]

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

(via australianpikachu)

driftwoodorphanage:

tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

Literally me driftwoodorphanage:

tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

Literally me driftwoodorphanage:

tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

Literally me

driftwoodorphanage:

tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

Literally me

(via guy)


oscar worthy

oscar worthy

teapayne:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

(via corpish)

gr0sse:

KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death

(via corpish)

mariofartwii:

the tragic fate of disney child stars
mariofartwii:

the tragic fate of disney child stars
mariofartwii:

the tragic fate of disney child stars
mariofartwii:

the tragic fate of disney child stars

mariofartwii:

the tragic fate of disney child stars

(via zackisontumblr)

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

(via dutchster)