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rabioheab:

i wonder if anyone on this website has ever seen the movie “mean girls”

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vocaroo:

how old even is dakota fanning??? one minute she’s like 6 the next minute she’s 42

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princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

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gostbusters:

bagmilk:

if you like me and you know it clap your hands

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narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds

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sooo-two-years-ago:

all the other kids with the

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better run, better run
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oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun
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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

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clientsfromhell:

I had just gone into labour (to have a baby) when a regular client called with some last-minute and typically urgent editing he needed done. It was 10pm on a Friday night.

I explained that I was in labour and that we would be heading to the hospital.

Client: But I heard labour can take anywhere from 10-14 hours, so you should have enough time to do this edit quickly. Please?